Sedated Stuffs

enimrac01:

knifefarty:

iwonthellamaatthefayre:

wibblywobblyuniverse:

knifefarty:

if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more

if you stopped it in a test
at the last minute
just wandered off, brought your notes in, finished it correctly and put them back
that would be a good idea too

If you could stop time you wouldn’t do tests you could just take stuff from shops and live off that

no thats illegal

(via octopus-muffin)

justaconsultingangel:

Here we see Crowley smiling because Justin Bieber’s ten years are almost up.

(via crikey-way)

221bitssmallerontheoutside:

camiekahle:

katmacphail:

frills-fantasy-and-outer-space:

No matter which way you’re looking the sonic is always pointed at you…

So earlier I came up with this really great idea

And this kind of fits in with that

So I was thinking for some show (probably either Doctor Who or Supernatural), what if throughout an entire episode, or maybe a season, there was this entity that was continually watching the characters every move.

Invisible.

It watches them all the time.

It’s always right behind them, looking over their shoulder.

At one point, they start to acknowledge this creatures existence. Perhaps they catch glimpses of it. The weird thing is, it know everything about them.

It is at this point in time that the monster starts causing trouble. The characters lives are at risk, and you are scared.

In the end, the Doctor or Dean (or someone) finds a way to make it visible. They find a way to get rid of it.

Maybe the Doctor uses his sonic screwdriver. Maybe Dean shots it with his gun. Either way, they do so by looking directly at the camera. Looking at you.

Aiming at you.

You are the monster.

The screen goes black.

WHAT

In which we discover that tumblr user katmacphail is actually Moftiss.

(Source: rabidwhovian, via crikey-way)

theresadiamondunderthedust:

You either love The Princess Bride or you’re wrong.

(via crikey-way)

sandykess:

mangos-and-grown-ish:

toughcookiie:

thatonegypsy:

thehippiejew:

didney-worl-no-uta:

admiralrainbow:

rirygoesrawr:

cyanide-poisoning:

Men Experiencing Labor Pains

With their wives supporting them.

HAHAHHAHAHA TOO GOOD

I bet a kick in the balls would feel real good right about then.

“Men can handle anything”

“Women exaggerate everything”

And then they realized just how wrong they were

I like how they just come in with Starbucks, whatever. Arriving 15 minutes late to your husbands’ simulated pregnancies with Starbucks. U GO

FUCK YES THIS IS AMAZING

Lmao!!

Never not funny

LOLLLLLLL!

(Source: vimeo.com, via octopus-muffin)

komekoro:

harshwhimsy:

did you know you can actually dislike something and not make fun of it or insult the people that do like that thing

(Source: tokesuo, via octopus-muffin)

consulting-cannibal:

if this isn’t how season 9 starts out i will be horrifically disappointed

(via toasterscribbles)

caroline-j-deleted:

curi0sity-killed-kat:

coziestchimera:

spindascafe:

harmonizeorelse:

good. someone made a compilation. Now I don’t have to look unoriginal by reblogging them all individually.

WAYWARD SON IS TOO GOOD

these songs

so deep

I am cry

what if i made voice recordings of some of these

(Source: carryon-deducing-inthetardis, via mishasbuttt)

johnlocks-mind-palace:

sherlock-has-got-the-blue-box:

thesignofthrees:

/AGGRESSIVELY DRINKS TEA/

/AGGRESSIVELY TAKES A SHOWER/

He does everything aggressively , it only makes him more sexier.

/AGGRESSIVELY TAKES OFF SCARF/

/AGGRESSIVELY DOES GRAFFITI/

/AGGRESSIVELY SINGS OPERA/

/AGGRESSIVELY HITS PEOPLE/

/AGGRESSIVELY BREAKS DOWN/

(via octopus-muffin)

lock-bitt:

napkinbitch:

napkinbitch:

napkinbitch:

What have I done?

I repeat: WHAT

HAVE

I

DONE

I AM DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE

(Source: weheartit.com, via axxerous)