if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more
if you stopped it in a test
at the last minute
just wandered off, brought your notes in, finished it correctly and put them back
that would be a good idea too
If you could stop time you wouldn’t do tests you could just take stuff from shops and live off that
no thats illegal
No matter which way you’re looking the sonic is always pointed at you…
So earlier I came up with this really great idea
And this kind of fits in with that
So I was thinking for some show (probably either Doctor Who or Supernatural), what if throughout an entire episode, or maybe a season, there was this entity that was continually watching the characters every move.
It watches them all the time.
It’s always right behind them, looking over their shoulder.
At one point, they start to acknowledge this creatures existence. Perhaps they catch glimpses of it. The weird thing is, it know everything about them.
It is at this point in time that the monster starts causing trouble. The characters lives are at risk, and you are scared.
In the end, the Doctor or Dean (or someone) finds a way to make it visible. They find a way to get rid of it.
Maybe the Doctor uses his sonic screwdriver. Maybe Dean shots it with his gun. Either way, they do so by looking directly at the camera. Looking at you.
Aiming at you.
You are the monster.
The screen goes black.
In which we discover that tumblr user katmacphail is actually Moftiss.
Men Experiencing Labor Pains
With their wives supporting them.
HAHAHHAHAHA TOO GOOD
I bet a kick in the balls would feel real good right about then.
“Men can handle anything”
“Women exaggerate everything”
And then they realized just how wrong they were
I like how they just come in with Starbucks, whatever. Arriving 15 minutes late to your husbands’ simulated pregnancies with Starbucks. U GO
FUCK YES THIS IS AMAZING
Never not funny
good. someone made a compilation. Now I don’t have to look unoriginal by reblogging them all individually.
WAYWARD SON IS TOO GOOD
I am cry
what if i made voice recordings of some of these
/AGGRESSIVELY DRINKS TEA/
/AGGRESSIVELY TAKES A SHOWER/
He does everything aggressively , it only makes him more sexier.
/AGGRESSIVELY TAKES OFF SCARF/
/AGGRESSIVELY DOES GRAFFITI/
/AGGRESSIVELY SINGS OPERA/
/AGGRESSIVELY HITS PEOPLE/
/AGGRESSIVELY BREAKS DOWN/